Today I am going to tell you: The Mermaid Effect.
First tell me, do you know what are mermaids?
Mermaids are a combination of fish and woman. They are believed to be extremely beautiful and charming. Although it is said that mermaids are found in deep sea waters, their existence is still very much in doubt.
Now that you know what mermaids are, it is important for you to realise that:
The Mermaid Effect has NOTHING to do with MERMAIDS.
It is an entirely different concept altogether!Very often in life, we need to take wise and crucial decisions. Sometimes the situation demands accurate logical reasoning and deductions. At such times, we observe The Mermaid Effect.
When these situations come up, our intellect gets clouded by the fog of cluttered pre-assumptions and prejudiced conclusions. Mostly we end up with a biased result because our start itself was compromised. This is the Mermaid Effect.
For example, there once was a girl, a normal average school girl. in her class was a boy, handsome happening and very popular. Most other women in the class yearned for him. She however never took notice of him and always kept her focus straight.
One day the teacher announced a project and put the two of them in the same team. All her friends pointed out how lucky she was to have the opportunity to enjoy his company. But she hardly ever found this special. Slowly she realised that she too had developed feelings for the guy. Days passed and her feelings grew. Finally she decided to confess it to him.
Right before she was about to knock his door, she had a Mermaid realisation. Was it really true love? Or was it just an infatuation inflicted by her friends’ remarks that had rooted too deep into her? How to find out? Where to begin with?
The solution as per The Mermaid Effect theory is simple.
Exercise absolute and sudden withdrawal from the thoughts and perceptions of the situation immediately.
Considering again the girl’s case, she must immediately seek isolation from her friends and the guy and try to completely clear her brain of these thoughts.
When you start to draw a masterpiece, the first thing to do is to clear the canvas!
That’s what she should do. Instead f continuously pinging our soul for an answer, we must give it space and time to think.
And then as clarity steps in our perception, new realisations dawn.
Who knows what the final decision would be?
Perhaps we may end up realising that the entire situation is pointless. Or maybe we get mentally prepared to accept every possible outcome of the situation.
What shall happen after the soul gets its space and time to think is very subjective and hard to put in a compendium.
But one thing is for sure, The Mermaid Effect will surely be dealt with by the end.
So now you know the wisdom and I hope that the last few minutes you spent reading it were worth it.
You may now stop here but if you dare to continue reading be prepared to experience something really strange.
Why is it then called the “MERMAID” effect?
This brings us to the second part of The Mermaid Effect. This Part is much like a rulebook.
Rule1: The mermaid effect should only be told to people who are special to you or to people who need a deep realisation of its’ wisdom immediately.
Fortunately though, this rule stands off now as its’ creators have decided to make it public.
Rule2: Whenever a person is being imparted the wisdom of The Mermaid Effect, he must first be asked, “Do you know what a MERMAID is?”.
Irrespective of what the answer be, the person must then be told in detail every information known to the speaker about detail.
Special stress must be put on the beauty of the mermaids.
After ensuring that the listener has a complete idea of what a mermaid is, he must be told straight away that “The Mermaid Effect has NOTHING to do with MERMAIDS!”.
I COULD say to you that:
When a listener is informed of the mermaid effect a series on anticipating thoughts develop in him. Later when the talk shifts to the description of mermaids, listener tends to relate mermaids with The Mermaid Effect.
However, when they realise that The Mermaid Effect has nothing to do with the mermaids, they understand how they had been MERMAID EFFECTED on The Mermaid Effect itself!
YES A LIVE EXAMPLE!
As convincing as this may seem, this is NOT the reason of why we need to talk about mermaids before telling The Mermaid Effect.
A friend and I were on a long train journey once. And there in the middle berth we cooked this whole theory up and I as a person of special interest in strange and secret rituals added the rules.
The entire theory is hence, just a cook up of two stupid idle brains and there isn’t any logical reason as to why mermaids need to be mentioned before The Mermaid Effect.
It is just a random and stupid convention by me and my friend.
So now you have it, THE MERMAID EFFECT wisdom in yourself.
Maybe now you can answer that one obvious question,
Why is it called The “MERMAID” effect?
If you can answer that correctly I certify you that you are AWESOME and have a complete understanding of how much The Mermaid Effect consumes us.
If unfortunately you haven’t yet found the answer to it, you must be very confused and pissed off at me.
Maybe going through it again might help.
In case you feel like killing me for this, I am really sorry.
Feel free to use the comment section to vent out your ideas and criticism.
– Kai Patel